What Twitter Says about the Presidential Candidates

On May 27, 2008

Barack Obama: Following 34,253Barack Obama wants to know what you think (or, at least, make it look like he does).

Hillary Clinton: Following 0Hillary Clinton doesn't give a shit what you think.

John McCain: That page doesn't exist!John McCain is busy watching Matlock.

Gone Twitterin'

On May 4, 2008

Be back soon.

In the meantime, follow me on Twitter (and I'll follow you back*).

* Unless you're a bot, update as much as Robert Scoble, or offend my delicate sensibilities.

What We Learned about Jimmy Wales in the Last Week

On March 7, 2008

  1. He's a randy Randian (source: Valleywag).
  2. He stinks (source: eBay).
  3. He steals money from college kids to pay for happy endings and home appliances (source: All's Wool that Ends Wool).

Thank God We Turned This Place Around

On February 4, 2008

Sayed Pervez KambakshA student has been sentenced to death in Afghanistan, and the decision upheld by our puppet government there, for downloading a report about women's rights and distributing it to his teachers and classmates.